an American celebration meant to shake the faith and belief system of fellow ghosts under the threat of "trick or treat," essentially a program of American globalization and soft-power imperialism ... feared in Malaysia for its covert and overt ability to wipe out traditional, revered, and jealously-guarded Malay ghosts (used by politician to win elections) ... such a Hantu Raya, Polong, Pochong, Pontianak, Kuntilanak, Jembalang Tanah, Mambang Laut, Mambang Udara, and of course Hantu Galah and Pelesit and Laangsuyir.
These are ghosts that will no longer have commercial value when the American ghosts take over as consultants under the Trans Pacific Partnership and Pelesit-ship Agreement (TPPPA). Malaysians, busy campaigning to love and hate dogs and recovering from hangovers of Oktoberfest, failed to commercialize the business of ghost-busting and therefore losing out.
A fatwa against Halloween is in the pipeline ... Halloween is "haram" as it means "Hello" and "Win" .. of which the Islamists-Jihadists could not come up with the real meaning but wish to ban nonetheless ...
Come October 31, 2014 .. America will be a nation of the night of the living dead ... of ghosts saying "hello" and given chocolates and everybody "wins" ... That's an American definition of "Halloween"; yes, Americans -- those imperialists-infidel-simpletons, like Forrest Gump, as the world knows them as ... -- ar